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Viper
I am a calm laid back individual who is usually asleep. But when I'm not its hard to tell I'm not trying to be asleep. I play guitar/bass in my spare time. And listen to various genres of music. Predominately metal and rock.

Age 31, Male

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a gingerbread man wouldnt need lighting and angles to scary it would need some rly red frosting and whole bunch of bad eggs and flour

dude i should totally make a gingerbread man and fill it with red frosting and make it look like its bleeding when i bite into it O:

woo zombie gingerbread man!
dude im so makin a poster of that!
zombie gingerbread apocolyps!

woo that would be awesome!

i would totally want a poster of that in my room
hahaha
then i could take out this big picture i have of the beatles my dad insisted i have in here...
the only reason i dont take it out is because it covers up a big bare spot on the wall and it looks weird not having anything there

Meh, I'm sure it's been done, but s___y's got the right idea on make-up. Zombies always need makeup.
I just saw the coolest Gameboy painting, and said "I'm sure a lot of people would love a poster of this", even though I never owned one. All we had were the precursors of Tiger handhelds. Obviously, the arcade to handheld conversion back then was not a huge step.... primitive, but effective.

yeah probably...but it would look awesome O:

like original gameboy?
as in the 1989 one
i have 2, a grey one and a green one. and apparently my green one is rare and i could get about $50 for it if it were in prefect working order and all that. but its broken at the moment...im thinking about seeing if i can get it fixed somewhere and get a new back for it because when i got it it didnt have a back. and i need to get the thing that goes around the screen because its supposed to have a black thing on it but its gone :/

i was done making it and then sold it to some kid my little brother's friends with ("just for this month" aperrently)
a bunch of gingerbread men zombies were atticking this one dude who was just leaving the bakery with a batch of gingerbread ._.
i got 12 bucks and a pack of trident mango gum :P

i would have given you $15 and 2 packs of trident mango gum D:

whoa 3 extra dollers and another pack of gum!!
how would i send you the poster?
u know i'd charge you extra if i were ever to mail it to you ._.

i dont know ._.
carrier pigeon?
pony express! O:

that would cost you more than it would if it was by mail bc of the ponys health (or thats wat im gonna say just to get extra money)

aw D:

then how will i get it

i dont know but i rly want the money
and i dont feel like drawing at the moment -_-
.........or renting/buying a pony ._.

but then you can ride the pony as much as you want afterwards
thats the great thing about ponies
...you can ride on them and they can be used to mail things

how do i know you wont keep the pony after you get the poster? O.o

i dont want a pony ._.
although i could sell it...

i dont want a pony either ponies are short and fat and thats not a good combo for people or animals (kay maybe just on dogs and cats bunnies and hamsters and a bunch of other animals but thats it)
actual horses r better like that one giant horse i forgot the name of but its HUGE

yeah...
im kinda short and a bit fattish though ._.

they are better...
and i dont remember its name

Ponies are just large house pets you have to keep outside... little kids can ride them, but I owuldn't want to take one shopping.
Carrier pigeons are worse, unless it was on a flash drive.... then he'd have to print it. Wouldn't be the same, I'm sure. Haven't had to mail pizza in a while, which is good, cause it's expensive nowadays. Usually works better when it goes as carry on luggage. The only benefit of living in NJ is the pie! Only had it once this year though....

ponies would be a nuisance if they were inside pets ._.
destroying things...

yeah they would...
but its the first thing i thought of...
and it wouldnt be the same ._.

you've mailed a pizza?
why?

haha nuisance.........XD hahaha
we'll being fat isnt healthy.......so...excersise?
and being short isnt good either.....you didnt try hard enough to grow when you were little!
why did you EVER have to MAIL a pizza? was someone a lazy pizza delivery guy? O.o
its not exactly BETTER but just cool

i do though
i make sure i walk/run at least 2 hours a day
ive been losing weight though
i actually dropped almost about 2 pants sizes since i wanna say...November?
i need to get more pants...the ones im wearing now are actually too big for me :P
i need to lose more weight though. even though people say im not fat. then i jiggle my stomach at them and they shut up about it hahahahahaha

how do i try to grow taller? do i say "GROW TALLER DAMN IT!!! YOU STUPID PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT!!!"
and just hope i grow or something? hahahahahahahahaha

well...you could be a mailman whos a pizza delivery dude. and you put the pizzas in the mail boxes for them to eat when they get their mail...thats an awesome idea O_O im totally doing that now. but with coffee and mail so that when they get their mail they can have some coffee to drink while they're going through the bills and if they see a bill went up they can do a spit take thing with the coffee too :P hahaha
this is awesome O:

thats good...keep doin that
yes? never hurts to try ._.
u seem happy............O.o who died?
i liked coffee....

hahaha

nah im actually kinda bummed right now...
with the whole kupia not having internet for a week and me not being able to talk to her for awhile
im trying to cheer myself up

i know.
but youre trying to stop drinking it
keep at it dude O:
you can make it
we believe in you ._.

hahaha sucks for u. my bf had to be in Ireland once for 2 years straight and there was no way to communicate for some reason (dont ask) ._.
i think im getting better i said "liked" insted of "love/loved" or "was/am obsessed with" :D

yeah :( it sucks dude
but its only a week
so thats a plus

but thats kinda interesting
i would go insane and i mean ABSOLUTELY FUCKING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if i couldn't talk to Kupia for that long o_o

how is that in ANY way intersting
love can do a lot of things to ya -_-

i actually dont know...

and yeah it can...

i still dont see how you found that interesting...
yes, yes it can.......unfortunately and fortunaly i guess

i guess it was the fact it was 2 years...i dont know...

yeah...
good and bad things can come from being in love
i prefer the good
being with Kupia makes me happy :)
and i was seriously never happy before that

OI! I'LL KICK YOU IN THE YARBLOCKOS!

uh...what?

To recap: Ponies don't mail well, but pizza is needed outside of the mid colonial states where the REAL pie is forged... ever get Omaha Steaks? Packed in dry ice in ultra thick styrofoam boxes... swap contents and resend. I had coffee today and medically needed it for shoveling in 80 degree weather, no breakfast, two sips of tea and no sleep cause Pop woke up 4 am and scream yelled for an hour the night before.
Like gymnasts, gravity can shorten you from an early age - I didn't bounce I fetched and dug and mixed cement by hand. There are no cafes in Ireland only pubs, which don't react well to technology.
Speaking of noosome ponies, should I leave this pic up on my user page? (God, what anal size requirements!)

well they might...have you tried to mail a pony before?
ive never gotten Omaha Steaks...

i haven't had coffee in awhile
the only thing i had that was close to it was a frappuccino
but i dont know if that would count...

(note to self dont become a gymnast, you're already short enough as it is)

damn u must hate me! (coffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffee)
oh my god a nazi drug-addict! :D how entertaining!
you've NEVER been happy before? -_- im sorry but i refuse to believe that ._.

nah i dont hate you...vicariouse on the other hand...kidding :P
woo nazi drug-addicts! :D
and pretty much never ._.
never really found anything that made me happy

Loving someone more than yourself can be a damn good thing for happiness.
If the coffee and water don't have a lot of sulfur in it, I can drink it - but it has a shorter window of WHEN you can drink it.... gotta switch drinkies around. I have 4 or 5 combinations I like regularly. Also used to buy the variety pack cereal boxes for kids. Once bought a box of rubbers like that too.

well i do love kupia more than life itself...
and she knows that...
and now you and everyone who sees this knows that...
so yeah...

i mostly drink tea now instead of coffee
but even then i dont drink tea that often

i rly dont think i can drink a cup of coffee without drinking more or goin COMPLETELY.......uhhmm....lets just say more than crazed O.o
man i never thought i'd meet a nazi a drug-addict :D this is like totally epicalz!
wow.....thats a LOT of love!
more than life.....interesting.

hmm...i cant imagine you going crazy for some reason...
dont know why
its weird...

me either :D

and yeah i know
but i love her A LOT!!!

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