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Viper
I am a calm laid back individual who is usually asleep. But when I'm not its hard to tell I'm not trying to be asleep. I play guitar/bass in my spare time. And listen to various genres of music. Predominately metal and rock.

Age 31, Male

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society-of-guardians is the-last-guardian in disguise? Perhaps a more easier going version, I think.
Unlike the people from "Jersey Shore", I've actually lived most my life here. If I had rich parents like those bozos, I'd BE one of them! This state is more unforgiving than NG's at it's worst, that's for sure.
Despite my very post adolescence angst, everyone here's been most tolerant, with minor aged exceptions (that made me lol and lol at the absurdity of it all!)

he does seem more easier going
i kinda like this version of him more than the other one
i hate jersey shore
that show ticks me off because of how stupid they all act
and yet they get a shit load of people watching that garbage...

oh good job! u made ur self laugh! -_-
i dont like the north part. not since i went to North Dakota (shudder) and the jersey shore ppl irritate me mostly Snooki -_-
i've always lived in the south.
it makes sense for him to be him (wow that even kinda confused me O_O)

well i live in the north and have never been to the south
hell ive never really left the area i live except a few times
but that should change soonish :P

so i can make jersey jokes without gettint anyone offended or mad at me?

i guess so
say as many jokes as you want :D
it wont bother really anyone
(except maybe VicariousE if you say something about something he likes there...)

Please! I love a good Jersey joke. There's not much here to like except for a handful of really decent people. Every one else here is sold on plastic living and elastic lives. So many movies have the bad guy come from Jersey, as if the devil here had a big family...
A majority of the Revoultionary war's battles were fought here. There are a few churches around here that still have blood stained pews and floors.

id make jokes but i cant really think of anything at the moment...
a good majority of people around here are into the whole jersey shore crap so i had to deal with that quite often in school. its a reason why im happy to be out of school, but its a reason why i miss it because i cant make fun of them for liking something like that...

its stupid how the people there cant even say jersey right -_- (that wasnt one of them i just HAD to say it)
thats cool, blood stains ._.

yeah blood stains are cool ._.

Joisey. Yeah. Northerners suck. I have a nice cultured rural accent :3

i don't have an accent :D
well as far as i know i dont...
well if i do its no where near visible

yeah yeah it is mostly bc its from some old guys who lived a couple hundred years back
i have a mixed australian/russian/italian/california accent ._. and it makes me a bigger weirdo then the ppl im around :D

that must sound really weird...

u have no idea
but most of the time it sounds normal its only when im yelling or like frustraded or trying to say something rly long rly quickly that it sounds like that

oh okay
well my voice sounds relatively the same if im yelling or if im talking normally
although i dont yell really ever
and it destroys my throat when i do

I always thought it was an ethnic thing, but it makes sense... people always sound different when they lose it emotionally. In school, you could always tell when a fight was ready to start, when the yelling took a darker accent.

well as weird as it sounds i haven't actually yelled yelled in so long i forgot what i sound like...

Best you don't know. And I'm glad. It's been awhile for me too, but I guess I've gotten close to bugging this century.

i dont like yelling...
but i only yell if i get mad enough to feel like i HAVE TO

its been an hour and a half since i last yelled i cant decide if thats good or bad ._.
.............probably on the bad side
viper for some odd reason u strike me as a hippie sort of person -_-

i dont know...
and im nowhere near a hippie
i cant really explain what i am

Any punch ups in the past?

is that directed towards me or sandy?
as for me
thats a no
i dont like fighting people
i tend to stay away from that stuff because im weak and i would get the shit beaten outta me REALLY fast if i got in a fight

so theres a slight chance that u could loose against a scrawny, 15 year old, blond, gay dude?
i've always wanted to see wat a kid like that do O_o

i dont know...
i really dont know how id do in a fight with really anyone actually
all i know is im REALLY weak and would lose to really anyone...

I doubt that viper. Someone starts beating on you, you gotta stop 'em. Get the puncher down on the ground and sit on his chest, problem resolution soon follows.

i guess that would work
but im not really a fighter
but i think i could fight if i really had to

or get into a really tight armadillo position if u cant get him down ._.

i dont think i can...

which one?

the armadillo thing
1 i would look stupid (in my opinion)
2 i dont really want to do that
i should have just said the second thing instead of that i cant...

i see well u can also just go totally hippie and say "PEACE BROTHA!!!" and just walk away while they're confused -_-

OR or i can start talking to him and say
"HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!!!!!!!"
then point at something and when they turn around run away

Saying that (hippie peace) in certain parts of my state will get you disemboweled and/ or stomped. Hippies from the Grateful Dead steal firewood and poop on people's lawns, well, they used to.

O:
thats
thats just
i dont know what to say about that

okay if u wanna be so negetive then go ahead -_-
i wouldnt know how to avoid a fight bc i usually just solve all my fight related problems with my friend Tom who just so HAPPENS to be my favorite knife of all time! :D

hmm
well im glad i dont live near you or get into fights with you then...
and i said that because i thought it was funny
and i dont do anything to anyone to cause me to be in a fight anyways

oh right u said u liked homework so i guess i should've expected that -_-
thats a wonderful way as long as u can run fast and theres not many ppl after u ._.

yeah...
and yeah...
(haha)

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