I am a calm laid back individual who is usually asleep. But when I'm not its hard to tell I'm not trying to be asleep. I play guitar/bass in my spare time. And listen to various genres of music. Predominately metal and rock.
Age 32, Male
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Joined on 6/18/10
Posted by Viper - January 25th, 2011
For some Unknown reason I can't change my profile pic. This is what I wanted to put on there. It is me when I straightened my hair. I did this cause we were doing a social deviance thing in a class of mine. It is when you do something or talk to something you don't normally do. I straightened my hair cause my hair is REALLY LONG! and you don't really get exactly How long it is until it is straightened. It is normally really curly but even then it is really long.
Update: no face O:
Posted by Viper - January 14th, 2011
So I was looking up guitar tabs last night. And out of nowhere I just thought of a song by Air Supply and I decided to look it up but this is wierd cause lately I've been listening to Metallica, Slayer, Iron Maiden, Megadeth, and other bands like that. I don't know how or why I thought of it. It is a really good song it is "Making Love Out Of Nothing At All".
Posted by Viper - December 21st, 2010
* If you have a pear shaped body, you should not wear pear colored clothes, or act juicy.
* I wonder what the word for dots looks like in Braille.
* I like parties, but I don't like piñatas because the piñata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. Hey, there's a donkey with some pizzazz. Let's kick its ass. What I'm trying to say is, don't make the same Halloween costume mistake that I did.
* I was on the street. This guy waved to me, and he came up to me and said, "I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else." And I said, "I am."
* Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
* My friend had a burrito. The next day he said, "That burrito did not agree with me." I was like, 'was the disagreement over whether or not you'd have diarrhea? Let me guess who won.' "I tried to reason with it, I insisted, you know. I was like, 'I wanna go outside, I like these pants, but the burrito had his way."
* I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said "Happy Birthday" on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote "Jesus" on it.
* 'Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say... sort of. It's just a filler. Sort of... it doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like... after "I love you"... or "You're going to live"... or "It's a boy!"
* I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flip-flops, you're saying: "Hope I don't get chased today. Be nice to people in sneakers."
* I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you'd be like "Huh? What the hell is this?" but if it's in a fruit basket you're like, "This is nice!"
* I feel stupid when I write the word banana. Its like, how many na's are on this thing? "Cause I'm like 'Bana... keep going. Bananana... damn."
* I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate is a lot like a fly eater.
* My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.
* A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says "Hey, let's never hang out."
* A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive. "Dude, make a left." "Those are trees. Trust me."
* I noticed that there are no B batteries. I think that's to avoid confusion, 'cause if there were you wouldn't know if someone was stuttering. "Yes, hello I'd like some B-batteries." "What kind?" "B-batteries." "What kind?" "B-batteries!" and D-batteries that's hard for foreigners. "Yes, I would like de batteries."
* I think it's interesting that 'cologne' rhymes with 'alone.'
* If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.
* Saying 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying 'I apologize.' Except at a funeral.
* Some jokes are short and elegant, like a mathematical proof or a midget in a ball-gown.
* I like when good things happen to me, but I wait two weeks to tell anyone because I like to use the word 'fortnight.'
* I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital.'
* I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything.
* I went into a clothes store and a lady came up to me and said "if you need anything, I'm Jill". I've never met anyone with a conditional identity before.
* The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.
* It was my friend's birthday and I was mad at him, so I sent him a card. It said happy birthday, but I put quotes around the word "'Happy'... sarcastic birthday, douche bag."
* I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her; we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, "Does he bite?" She said "No." And I said, "Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?" Liar.
* A quick way to start a conversation is to say something like "What's your favorite color?" A quick way to end a conversation is to say something like "What's your favorite color... person?"
