I wrote this so don't judge me. I copied it from the Rifleman's Creed
Guitarist Creed
This is my guitar. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My guitar is my best friend. It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
My guitar, without me, is useless. Without my guitar, I am useless.
I must play my guitar true.
I must play straighter than anyone who is trying to out play me.
I must beat him before he beats me. I will...
My guitar and myself know that what counts in this war is not the sounds we make,
the noise of our feedback, nor the sounds we make.
We know that it is the fans that count.
My guitar is human, even as I, because it is my life.
Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength,
its parts, its accessories, its strings and its neck.
I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as
I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage.
I will keep my guitar clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before All, I swear this creed.
My guitar and myself are the defenders of my music.
We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is ours and there is no enemy, but peace!
Any suggestions I will try to get a finalized copy on here soon.
KurdtCobane
<3 you wuv yar guitar
Viper (Updated )
Yeah it has served me well and has never quit on me.
Well it did once but that was a dark time