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    I am a calm laid back individual who is usually asleep. But when I'm not its hard to tell I'm not trying to be asleep. I play guitar/bass in my spare time. And listen to various genres of music. Predominately metal and rock.

    Age 32, Male

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    STALKER!!!!!!!

    Joined on 6/18/10

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    Weed and coffee makes you a star pupil :)
    Looking back at it, I still can't believe that shit worked!
    Got too heavy on the sweet brandy coffee additive tho; damn sloppy

    ._.

    Well then l: I'll have to find a new catchy lyric to spam :l

    indeed ._.

    <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/500101">http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/500101</a>
    I looked for a while for an episode with spammable lyrics.. oh wait, this one (below)
    <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/207678">http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/207678</a>
    I missed a lot of the osbournes when it was on the tube...

    haven't watched those in awhile....

    I mentioned old Dave's work below 'cause he just wrote a new post recently
    he's an honorable member here :)

    heh, member...

    I see...

    ._.

    FUCK YEAH,SLEEP

    WOO!

    Hmm, you should be getting tips from your customers... have you made up envelopes wishing all them Merry Quanza n shit?

    I think we've only gotten like 2 tips so far ._.
    And we considered it, but we have over 100 single papers to deliver and over 30 routes worth of bundles to deliver as well. So that would be A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT of envelopes and whatnot.

    So how much a box of envelopes go for? (HOW MUCH did you spend on discs n posters and gaaames)
    Cast a wide net and you shall receive
    You really want to make an impression, for the tight assed: Put a stamp on a blank envelope and stick a partially exposed letter in it that reads, "This past year, we have given you the news. Now it's your turn to reach out! Merry X-Mas, your carrier, 1234 shit-storm lane, bloomington, IL"
    They'll clip your address, and use the envelope to send ya $
    Envelopes + ??? = Profit:3

    pff the hell if i know ._.
    i dont go out buying envelopes....

    1234 shit-storm lane, Bloomington, Il? o.O

    .........or stalk him and egg/tp his house ._. or other beautifully creative things :3

    o.O?

    "They'll clip your address, and use the envelope to send ya $" ".........or stalk him and egg/tp his house ._. or other beautifully creative things :3"

    oh.
    yeah ._.

    you like bob dylan

    yes

    you like bob dylan

    yes

    bob dylan. you like, huh?

    yeah? o.O

    Robert Zimmerman is a lousy singer, but a decent poet. But better than Jim Morrison? IDK....

    i like his singing ._.

    It just sounds... too nasal and 'ah, that's good enough' for me... that's why I don't sing :|

    dude my singing makes his singing sound angelic ._.

    It's Monday, you do the NG Advent thing? I wonder if I'll ever finish the medals...
    It's late, I should split... night man, listen to a few good Manowar songs till ya feel better :)

    Nah not yet. But I'm gonna go do that now ._.
    Can't afford to miss any....

    ...and did the monthly voting thing, Tom neglected to mention.... they really need to put a star in the gear icon thingy to signal a message :|

    Yeah they do....
    DID YOU SEE THAT THING NEXT TO THE PM BUTTON FOR "Newgrounds Social"!!!??!?!?!!?!?

    Newgrounds :l... Friend list :l?

    indeed ._.

    Humph ._.
    I kno who my friends is :|
    |:

    i have like 10 at the moment ._.
    but im looking around for more people to friend....hahaha
    Newgrounds is turning into Facebook xD

    Facebook is scary. NG at least has floppy penis animations.

    yeah....

    newtwitterface

    ew twitter ._.

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