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Viper
I am a calm laid back individual who is usually asleep. But when I'm not its hard to tell I'm not trying to be asleep. I play guitar/bass in my spare time. And listen to various genres of music. Predominately metal and rock.

Age 31, Male

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Joined on 6/18/10

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for some reason all the Jessicas were dumb and liked to be called Jess O.o
awww man! the waiting game! WHYYYYYYY!!
I have a super fluffy cat named Meredith...

same here...
because he like me mean >:( hahaha
i have a super fluffy cat here named midnight...

Had to take the space out if it - looks like a voodoo, creole bear! Genuine grateful dead issue? That's were most of their money came from: moichendising!
Space Balls the cap, Space Balls the T-shirt, Space Balls deh flamethrowa (whoosh) - the kids love that one. Freshman year, I went to school w/ this Army brat who's father had a desktop flamethrower, from the company that made 'em for the war Vietnam. Took lighter fluid and atomized it - you had to use it at it's lowest setting... you had to pump it, just like the bigger bro.

yeah. i have like 5 of em...
i have space balls on vhs...
i hate people that are like that. they always act stuck up around people and it annoys me

aww he ignored my please :( ......alright i tried your turn! -_-
i had a white cat named Midnight (haha i thought it was funny) once.......but my brother decided to sell it bc he didnt like it when i was happy! D':

he did :(
aw...fine...
s___y wants to know what your name is. can you please tell us?

i had a tuxedo cat named shadow...
and that meanie >:(

i bet u he's gonna ignore that too -_-
i have a cat named Shadow too its just in Italian but i dont know wat kinda cat it is

i bet he will too...
oh
what does it look like?
i know a dude named shadow...
hes a carny and worked at this carnival thingy that comes to my town once a year in like june or july...

well.......i guess i was right? O.o
i thought it was a dud at first but then it had 4 kittens :P its dark gray (black with the lights off) and has a lot of fur around its neck and its tail looks like a fox tail ._. i saw it being born......creepiest ive ever seen O_O
his name is Shadow? how cool! :D i know a dude named Link.....he sells snakes to people O.o
wat does he do?

yeah i guess you were ._.
hmm okay
ive seen like 20 kittens being born...so yeah take that? hiya?
yeah i know O:
he ran a ride (i dont remember which) but if he was working that day he let me on for free :D

thast weird O.o when my cats had kittensssssss i was never home ): (secretly i was glad) i saw it when i was like RLY little so yah it scarred me deeply ._.
i wonder if thats his real name.....
lucky?

yeah...i just happened to be "lucky" enough to be home when like 4 cats were having kittens
(two of which had more later...)
and ended up seeing that...and i kinda got desensitized to it after the first few times seeing that...
who knows...well i guess he does...
i guess?

Oh, use a flat rock of any kind to polish (sharpen) your blades... doesn't have to be a whetstone - trust me I'll work, it just takes a little longer. No grinding wheels or sandpaper? Both will work too. Sorry, I missed saying...

oh
well i might try that...
and nope no grinding wheels. we have sandpaper but its really low strength stuff...
and im really tired hahaha
i think im gonna go to bed now...

I've seen cat-birth twice before. Kinda gross, but that goes for life, death and some of what's in between. Cow-birth is the same, only bigger and more hoofy.... missed a horse giving birth; big whoop.
One time our steer had colic, so I had to put a garbage bag over my arm and insert it with a hose "into" it. Second time we had to call a vet. Then we ate it :3 .... pop tried to get me to eat the tongue (that used to lick me).
I'm gonna walk to the bagel deli place for a burger I think... (such a short winter, I would preferred deer steaks, which taste better than most meat you get from the store)... I better get a pickle (it's an East coast tradition for fucks sake)

well as i said to s___y im pretty much desensitized to that kind of stuff so i can stand seeing it and i wouldnt think its gross...
that must have been an...interesting? experience...

have fun with your walk

im part dog and cat ._. (man that'd be so cool to see! :D)
i knew he'd ignore it! now i was completely right! :D
grossssss.........
i saw a horse giving birth ._. but it was on some movie i dont remember the name of -_-

so i take it you HAVEN'T watched Cat Dog before...
woo you were right
yeah ._. it is gross...
i dont want to see a horse giving birth ever
thats why i never plan on going to farms any time soon ._.

no i have.....it was stupid! how do they poop?! i meant like an entirely different species or something where its like a lion/wolf thing
no not woo! its not a good thing! not this time!
i've never been to farm or a ranch thing ._. my brothers wife made me see it with her for some reason -_-

...i dont know
and that would look weird/coolish

yeah you're right...its a bad thing :(

uh...okay...shes a weirdo...

im gonna draw that......or try to
im gonna go PM him :P i REEEEEEALLY wanna know his name!
yah i know its cuz her name is Leslie and shes a stupid ginger

have fun drawing it...

go ahead and try, but he might not tell you...so be prepared for that.

my step-brother's uncle's name was Leslie ._.
and hes A LOT taller than you...

i didnt it turned out poopy but mostly cuz im bored
i did......i am :(
wat? wat do u mean?? how tall is he? O_o

oh...that sucks :/

now we wait...for him to possibly ignore it

roughly...a little above 7 feet tall

yah im gonna try redrawing a whole different way though but later when im not starving and bored
he did :(........
damn it!
i know a dude who's 7 feet and 2 or 4 inches i think O_o...........yah 3 inches -_-

oh okay well hopefully it turns out better
aw D:
oh...wow...he would make me look like a midget ._.
and i dont remember exactly how tall he was
all i remember was that he was over 7 feet tall

maybe...
never mind he didnt ignore me but he didnt exactly tell me either O.o
how tall r u? O.o
he makes me feel short too :(

that sucks :/
maybe we'll never know :(

like 5'6" - 5'7" or something like that
kupias about...5'2" - 5'3"

I gave s___y a hint that any true NGer would know the answer to!
Well, at least I'm a little taller than Kupia, plus I can fit into Medieval armor comfortably.
A few centuries ago, I would've been a normal height for a guy.
Oh and the deli I walked to got evicted, so I got a Chinese lunch for 6 bucks. How unamerican not to have a burger joint so close to home :(

what hint was that?

oh...how tall are you?
i dont know how i would be height wise centuries ago...

that sucks :/
well i dont really go to burger places anymore...the only thing that resembles fast food that i eat is a taco from taco bell like once every other month.

Viper man, get that chest pain shit checked out. This world needs some damn musicians, can't have us dropping like flies, can we?

nah its fine now
and i already promised kupia if it happens again i'll go to get it checked out and see whats up with it.

o.() If I told you the hint, everyone who knows NG like we do would know! S___y's not that thick; she'll figure it out, and I'll only confirm it with her privately :3
5'4" and few tenths.
Nah, deli burger is like 3 steak-ums thick - they used to get cheap burgers from their distributor. Their homefries and lunchmeat were okay. The original owner died recently and whoever took it over just bombed... somehow - it's gonna get like that everywhere very soon.

you could PM it to me...

woo im just a little taller than you

hmm okay
well i guess it doesnt sound too bad...

haha yay im taller than both of you! :D the last time i looked it said i was 5'11" but bf that i was informed i was 6' something
i saw Curt on one of the stickers. is that it? it might not have been bc i dont have contacts and my glasses are lost :( so im practically blind at the moment....just like that weird girl from Scooby-doo :P

yeah you are...
im gonna go in the corner and cry because im so short...hahaha
curt?
so you're like velma then...interesting...

yay i feel better bout myself :P
haha have fun with that
yah its porbably not it -_-
yah im blind without my glasses or contacts ._. which makes you wonder how im typing right now....O.o
her name was Velma? i thought it was like Wendy or something?!?!? wat kinda name is Velma anyways??..........then again my first name is weird so yah never mind -_-

dude i was the second shortest dude in my grade if not school ._.

i did have fun...finding a corner that i could cry in. there is stuff in every corner in my room and all along the walls too

i dont know why but i never thought of you as someone who wears glasses...
Wendy? okay...
what kind of name is Brandon
i mean seriously its weird...not as weird as what my mom originally wanted to have my name be...
but still

i was one of the tallest girls in my grade....all the other tall girls were black or wore RLY scary and high heels ._.
you dont have a single empty corner in your room? O_o
yah Wendy
i can top that.....the name Brandon is pretty normal and a LOT of guys are named Brandon ._.
my mom wanted to name me Destiny......but she found a different name starting with D ._. its stupider than Destiny -_- and totally not real haha
wat was it?

oh...well the tall people here were pretty much JUST dudes ._.

nope. my beds in one, a dresser in another, my amp is in one, and my tv and lamp are in the last one.

yeah i know...but i think Brandon is a weird name...not as weird as Wolfgang mind you, but still a tad weird...

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