yah, yah it does.
well then it was completly ur fault he acted like such a douche bag then ._.
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well i only did it because he was a terrible teacher...
I've been taught by a Catholic priest, but never heard of a Hasidic Jewish person teaching gentiles...
There are many many of them here, but they stick the North of the state and a few larger towns down by me. Those buggers carry uzi's... 9mm speed shooters, well, the young ones do. Helluva present from the homeland, eh?
i was taught by a jewish guy, a few christians, and i think an atheist.
never a priest or anything like that
there are only like between 5 and 10 jewish people in the entire town i live in, that i know of.
uzi's and 9mm speed shooters o_o
the cops here dont really ever even carry guns here
those people would seriously take over my town in a matter of minutes
I've been taught by a Catholic priest, but never heard of a Hasidic Jewish person teaching gentiles...
There are many many of them here, but they stick the North of the state and a few larger towns down by me. Those buggers carry uzi's... 9mm speed shooters, well, the young ones do. Helluva present from the homeland, eh?
i might delete this...
or keep it who knows
and the trolling continues :)
yep it does :D
My computer has a capricious ghost in the machine.
It likes Viper and wants his soul quite badly.
o_o
but i like my soul where it is
thats not possible bc according to him, he already sold his soul to the devil or watever -_-
this is true...
Maybe it's a lease or a timeshare deal like they got in vacation spots.
I think this site flat out stole mine - my creativity's just been crap these past few months...
hmm maybe...
i think my life is slowly getting ripped away from me more and more every minute im here
but i just cant stay away ._.
Newgrounds is like a drug
if you use it once you'll keep coming back for more and more
and then you'll be found dead in a bath tub after overdosing on speed balls ._.
thats very..........specific O.o
i dont feel it. my creativity's still with me ._.
yeah it is o,o < its an owl :D
mines going away slowly ._.
i wish it would come back
i mean it comes back in weird times
like if im sitting and i think of guitar stuff then when i get to somewhere i can get a guitar i forget it and im like "D: what the fuck i just had it in my head, SEE BRANDON THIS IS WHY YOU NEED TO BRING A GUITAR WITH YOU AT ALL TIMES YOU DUMB ASS! >:("
same goes for lyrics. if i think of halfway decent lyrics (hah thats laughable) i almost never have my notebook with me to write them down. so i have to drill them in my head without end til i can get something to write them down in. i was walking around town at like 1:30 am (because i can :P) and i was all the way on the other side of town and i thought of lyrics to a song about Cthulhu and when i got home i forgot it all D:
Pocket pad and pen. And a mini guitar.. or a real one. Architects sling blueprints, soldiers sling guns, women sling purses, I used to sling my laptop...
Anytime I walk out the door, I grab my papers (wallet), my housekeys, penknife, some change, any cigarettes (ready made or loose w/ papers)... and me, I hope.
How's the wind where you're at Viper? Any electrical drops? Internet on my end's a little kerfluey...
i have a little notebook but i always forget to bring it along with me...
and id bring a guitar with me but after awhile of lugging one around they tend to get heavier than they felt to being with...which is weird.
whenever i leave i only make sure i bring my wallet, phone, and a jacket. i dont really have anything else to bring. i dont smoke, i dont have any need to bring a knife with me ever and i only have 2 and they're blades are really dull, and i dont have any keys for the house...whenever the door is locked and i need to get in i go through the back because the doesnt lock so i dont really need one.
the winds here last night were bad
i seriously couldn't sleep because my bed is right next to a window and i could see a tree getting whipped around by the wind like it was nothing o_o
my internet is acting fine, same with the electricity
oh my blob kerfluey!! :D awesome word!
i sling my fists cuz i dont have a purse for some reason ._. everything goes in my pockets thats why i try to wear stuff with a LOT of pockets!
i always have 50 bucks with me (along with some change) usually i spend only half (give or take) then add more to make it 50 again.
penknives r the coolest knives of all time!
kerfluey yeah it is :D
for some reason i didnt think you would have a purse...dont know why...
i always try to bring at least $25-30 so if i need to get something i can buy it unless its more than what i have then id see if i can have the people hold it for me until i can come back with the rest of the money.
ive actually never seen a penknife...someone i knew had a pen that had a needle come out of it if he pressed the button in a specific way. as in like a hypodermic needle. but the teachers found out and it was taken away from him during class :/
Pen-needle? That sounds ominous. Wonder if you could fill it with insulin or fruit juice.
I'm sure the story behind that particular devices existence would be remarkable.
I usually carried an amount proportional to whatever I was making at the time.
"Fist-slinger, do not beateth my noggin with your weapons of flesh!"
yeah i know...
i forgot what he had in it...
it'll come to me later and i'll feel stupid for forgetting i know it will
i bet it is pretty remarkable knowing the story behind something like that
and another person i knew has a pen that looks like a hypodermic needle because he pre-ordered Left 4 Dead 2 and it came with that. he also pre-ordered Assassins Creed Brotherhood and he got a jack-in-a-box that was a jester with it. and i went to his house once and he showed me it and it was awesome O:
lh4.ggpht.com/_RU8vXW4WLqU/TGDsQ2 LobOI/AAAAAAAAT4c/gBbnvCPDDXk/Har lequin - JackInTheBox.jpg
^thats what it looks like
i doubt the link worked but at least i tried...
kerfluey! haha i luv that! :D
weird that u did O.o
peneedles sounds like some kind of pasta or something
i had one of my knives taken away during class........the kid who ran over me last friday 13th told on me.......i think he hated me! ._. and i dont even know his name!
woo kerfluey :D
yeah weird o_o
hmm...they do a bit ._.
so a kid who ran you over also took a knife from you?
kill him in a fire ._.
dont they! ._.
no he was being a snich then i got my knife taken and i got suspended for a month for bringing weapons to school! i told them it was for self defense but they werent convinced ._.
or in a ditch full of acid and paranhas and lollipops!!
what kind of knife was it?
that would be interesting to see
although piranhas and acid dont mix well...
I always carried a penknife in school, but when things were sketchy early on, I sharpened an old stainless steel ruler on one side, kind alike a stubby short sword with no tip.
Never used either blades or got shit for having them - I was almost always a proper little gentleman, who could talk adult even in kiddygarden. I used to sit with the smoking and drinking teachers in kiddygarden between am and pm classes... one teacher would never let me read is copy of the NY Times, used to piss me off. After a few months, they got self conscious of my hearing bad words and jokes, breathing dense smoky air and let me run free. Bummer, that.
well i actually brought a knife to school a few times...
never got caught with it
although one time i had it someone threw a necklace at me ._.
the people who owned the Ranchero before me left a fucking huge knife in the car and i was going to keep it but my fucking sister told them they left it in there and they took it back >:(
wait...what did you use to sharpen the ruler?
hmm your teachers sound a lot like the ones i used to have when i was younger...
I always carried a bowie knife to school in case I needed to carve a pencil into a knife. Rough times man.
for the first about...15 years of my life we didnt have a pencil sharpener in my house and we used knifes to sharpen them.
its all fun and games til you cut your hand open trying to sharpen a pencil...
thats why i use mechanical pencils now
i dont remeber i never got it back -_-
why wouldnt they go together they're the perfect combo of evil slow death! >:D
oh... :/
well the piranhas would get killed by the acid...
unless you have him attacked by them first THEN dipped in acid
It's all fun and games until your gall bladder stops functioning.
yep
then its a race against time to get to the hospital...
why does everyone have a Bowie but me!?!?! D:
i dont have one...
Not if they're the movie Alien type piranha...
I used a penknife to sharpen a teacher's pencil.. he later got a killostomy bag ;( Yeah, that's wat u get when to don't strain you steno properly!
I do feel bad for s___y's lack of Bowie... perhaps a chorus of Rebel, Rebel would cheer her up.
hmm...that would be interesting to see
interesting...well if i tried that here i would have been suspended REALLY fast
Rebel Rebel, You've Tore Your Dress
Rebel Rebel, Your Face Is A Mess
Rebel Rebel, How Could They Know?
Hot Tramp, I Love You So
:P
most people i know would find it weird that i like David Bowie...
but i dont care
sandy25198
theres a lot of Italians and French here. and a shitpot full of super tan blondes -_-
all of my teachers were like that, they hated me just cuz i never "participated" well damn its not my fault im dyslexic! -_-
Viper
oh. well that sucks :/
well he mostly hated me because i always cheated on EVERYTHING in class...