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Viper
I am a calm laid back individual who is usually asleep. But when I'm not its hard to tell I'm not trying to be asleep. I play guitar/bass in my spare time. And listen to various genres of music. Predominately metal and rock.

Age 31, Male

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oh look! :D a lot of words and letters from VicariousE!! :)

yeah :D

aint that cool! :D

yeah :D

its got so many letters that if u squint it looks like fuzzy white lines! :D ..............except i dont have to squint cuz i have RLY bad vision

i have okay vision
but its been getting bad lately...
i dont know why

it happens when u stare at the computer too long or play too many video games ( thast wat happened to me so i stopped -_-)

yeah i can agree with you on that...

yah mon! (i personally hate jamaicans! they're too preppy. its a cheerleader place! -_-)..................man im racist!

ive never met anyone from Jamaica...
or really anywhere in that general area

I met a few people from Jamaica. Why are we going blind! I mean I'm old, but you guys...
I guess if I learned typing the real way it wouldn't be so bad. You shouldn't even be let near a typewriter 'till you've learned how to use it w/o looking at the keys.

i dont know D:
well i have a typewriter...
its like 4 feet away from me
i barely use it but sometimes i take it out and see if i can think of anything to type
the last time i used it i used it to type out cheat codes for a Jaws game for my PS2

Jamaica is warm. I'm just bored as hell right now lmao.

i like warm places
but im starting to prefer cold...

I think cold requires more food to deal with: ya get hot, you just keep up with fruity liquids. Although sometimes you can get some wicked head aches from the heat.
During a heatwave, I was running around with 5 gallon buckets of cement poured from a truck into a basement (to cover a french drain). The other guy "helping" me was useless. After it done, I turned on the garden hose and sprayed it up in the air to cool down... started shaking, getting dizzzy and feeling nauseous. It was shock.
Same thing happened again when I used to collect recyclables from outside a mall during the winter time, only it was mostly headaches and bad-belly syndrome. I learned to stay away from the doors of the vendors...

i tend to mostly just drink water in the summer...
dont really like getting anything else because if i get any on my hands or anything it gets all sticky and nasty and its a pain in the ass...
i dont always get headaches from the heat
but when i do they are awful D':

sounds like had...fun with that stuff haha

I finally decided to upload some of my crap to the audio portal. It must be greatly improved upon. Thanks again for the audio converter xD

you're welcome :D

im from all the warm placesh on earth -_- sho naturally i have to hate the cold.....................did that make shome shenshe?

im from a shomewhat colder place

sho yeah that doesh make shenshe

oh cool it made shome shenshe! :D

yeah :D
itsh alwaysh a good thing to make shenshe

not alwaysh cuz when ur trying to shtall its good not to make shenshe O.o but woo for thish time! :D

yeah while shtalling you need to not make shenshe...
woo thish time :D

ya shee dat made shenshe too! :D

yeah that did make shenshe :D
oh and for shome odd reashon we got another dog today...

oh cool wat kind and wat'd ya name it?! :D
i had to give poofly organic dog food again but thankfully he didnt run away ._. (like last time!!! D':)

i dont really know...
and it doesnt have a name yet
although my sister's other dog (Brody) is mad
and she doesnt want anything to do with my sister now
its kinda funny

yeah that sucked D':

yah it did suck
lol i've had that b4 when i got first got poofly my cats and my other dog planned to attack him and my cats started scratching me for the first time o_o it was kinda scary but their jealousy entertained me :) -even though people strated calling me emo :(-

well they're starting to get along a bit
i guess...
although the cats still dont like either of them
and one of the cats attacked the new dog and it freaked out and ran across the house and was hiding

how many cats?
poofly started hiding my brothers old room (after i opened it one day for some reason) bc no one ever goes in there
then after a while they started to just deal with it cuz it was getting really old porbably for them too ._.

2
before my mom and dad got divorced we had A LOT of pets
like 15 cats, 10 guinea pigs, 4 fish, and a dog
we got rid of all but 2 cats, all of the guinea pigs died, the fish died, and the dog died :(
then my sister got Brody (her chihuahua) and now we got this dog...

oh
well the two cats still hate each other
and they've known each other for like 8 years
since one was a kitten and the other was i wanna say 5
because they're 8 and 13
Whiskers and Midnight
Whiskers is a Pixie Bob
(weird name i know and she has purple skin o_o and is...a weirdo that gives hugs)
Midnight is a Norwegian Forest Cat
(and shes black and scared of people she doesn't know)

holy shit! thats a lot of cats! i mean like i luv cats but i would never have that many!
guinea pigs smell bad hamsters are better and cuter. but ive had a long list of weird pets with weirder names.
i used to have like 4 dogs and i've had my cat Meredith since i was 4 and Parvenza since i was like 5 or 6 they're both siblings my mom wouldnt let me have their mother (Who was a shaved stray cat) bc she was ugly and old ._. i have no idea wat kinda cats they are
oh yah u told me and wolfe bout the purple skinned one...........thats kinda creepy O_o

blame my mom for that...
she didnt know when to stop getting cats...
seriously we got like half of them in one year then we got the rest because...well they were all girls except one. so at the end of the year we had a shit load of cats and got rid of most of them. then the cats had more kittens and we got rid of those. then we got rid of 13 all at once because we just didnt want to have to deal with them all anymore.
well...only two of them was mine, but she died a few days after having 4 babies. then the other one was a retard and decided "hey im gonna do a flip" then proceeded to snap his spin in half

hmm well ive been wondering what the cats would look like with no hair...then i have nightmares about that o_o
oh yeah i did...and it is creepy ._.

so you guys are talking about cats now...
brandon is actually going to become one of those old ladies with a thousand cats.
cause he's a lady

hahaha oh yeah totally
but i dont like cats THAT much
at the absolute most id only want maybe 1
but more than likely none

i thought you went to sleep like an hour ago
what happened with that? hahahahaha

ehhmmm correction!! : Kitty Kattys -_-
my grandmas like that! :D but my gandpapas threw them away as soon as she got out of the house
a cat with purple skin....who is later shaved? i wanna see that one day but i doubt it would rly happen like that gay vs. cheerleader thing ._. but i still wonder wat a purple skinned cat would look like O.o i would have so many questions for that thing!

oh...
i dont really want to see that ._.
that would be too...weird and nightmarish
how would it answer you?
its a cat

We had like two dozen cats at one time (on the farm and outside). We used to put our dinner scraps in a bucket... you couldn't see the porch there were so many furballs facing the door.
Sometimes they couldn't wait and they'd fight each other and cling to the screen door. That's when Mom bought the Super-Soaker, and I had to start drowning kittens and shooting stray males :( Guess that's what they did on the farm before I was born, so they made me do it (or else I wouldn't get fed)
It was really neat seeing them hunt together. I tried to help them, but only succeeded once... it's sad to see a bunch cats walk slowly away after not getting the McMouse. Some of the older females would get snakes and groundhogs. The younger quicker ones would get birds, chipmunks and big bugs *crunch*crunch*,
The purple cat would say, "My mommy fucked a purple Pokemon, and I was born unhappy.".... story of my life, really....

D': drowning kittens

ive never seen a cat eat a snake...
there are like no snakes around here
they're all either in the rivers or in the woods
someone my sister knows found a baby groundhog and kept it as a pet
and my uncle had 2 pet raccoons

hahaha purple Pokemon...

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