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Viper
I am a calm laid back individual who is usually asleep. But when I'm not its hard to tell I'm not trying to be asleep. I play guitar/bass in my spare time. And listen to various genres of music. Predominately metal and rock.

Age 31, Male

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Joined on 6/18/10

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OH MY FUCKIN GOD!!! i spelled MAD wrong! holy shit who does that! -me and kindergateners and first graders O_O- goddamn that spelling bee! >:(

wow i didn't even notice that...

welp ive been readin this through and over all IM SO FUCKING CONFUSED

i am too...

if it was about spelling stuff wrong...sandy is like the champion of misspelling hahaha
and...maid!so youre like a japanese fetish O:

hahahahaha

Electric banjo, haha, Rock on bro. I just got myself a fender jaguar special hh earlier this week, good stuff :l.

O:
you should totally give me it...
i want a jaguar :(

but ill give you a jaguar D:

oh yeah...
yay
and your getting that EC from me

yay :D

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

ya im the ultimate President Damitrin of the untied states of misspelling and the citizens of U.S.M are kindergarteners and firstgraders and spellingbee kids who either won an award for fuckin participent or are just failed at spelling stuff like i did :P and there are no election for further presidents for i am Damitrin Maggie Montez ultimate President. D:<

and maid also means a female servent, young unmarried girl or woman and a virgin which is not true because i lost my virginity at age four-fuckin-teen :P

how's that for misspelling :D

oh...
hmm i dont know what to say...

but the joke was about you being a maid...because maids are popular in japanese fetish
and wow 14? O:
around here thats shocking....
and congrats on spelling everything correctly
and are you like the president of misspelling Cuba or something?haha
Montez

yay you spelled everthing correctly
haha cuba...

its not that shocking cuz its california but is "around here" supposed to be?
since when was maid ever related to japanese fetish -haha fetish sounds after u say it multiple times in a row XD like fun and hip-
and thank u i wrote in microsoft word and spell checked the whole thing funny thing was the whole damn thing underlined in red!
and that joke totally failed cuz i am cuban :P

check ebay for the special hh jags, I got mine for 300 because it had a little dent on the body, instead of paying the 800 from a music shop, or the 1000 to get it straight from fender :l. Jaguars are beast, as are stratocasters :l.

around here is....brazil :'(
i hate this country i wish i could blow it up and all the black people that live here
and maids have always been a japanese fetish,they even got bars where girls dress up as maids
and really?youre from cuba?how did you escape the evil socialism of cuuuuubaaaaaa?*dramatic sound*
and dont use Word,you have to learn to spell right!like me :D and english isnt even my first language....norwegian is....haha
ALT FOR NORGEEEE BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
i could sing the anthem here O:
jaaa vi eeeelskeeer dette laaandeeeeet sooooom deeet stiiiingeeer freeeeeeeem...
no...that sucks...

.......well my old mans old man was cuban, but he then moved to mexico, then to texas, then oklahoma and found my grandma, got married,had unprotected sex and had my dad 9 months later and then he died because of lung cancer.......cuz hes a dirty smoker......and then a buncha shit hapened and now im this current fuck of a condition -_- but anyways brazil? o_O sounds terrifying! :O - no joke seriously : I - oh yeah i almost forgot HA! IN YOUR FACE! im norwegian :D........like....what?........2% maybe? and I know nothing of it! :) im from a lotta places actually my moms moms mom was a whore sooooo -like literally O_O- ......

hmm...
i too am norwegian...

i am DUTCH or polish ((to be honest im not sure))

i am german...

internet norwegian high five! :D

woo hoo
high five!

i wish i was norwegian too :'(
im french and italian

yeah...
i like that you're french and italian...
and one day we'll have german french italian norwegian irish and whatever the hell the rest of me is kids...

so am i and woohoo for high fives :D

woo hoo

*imagines self pregant*
NO WE WONT

aw...
but i want to have kids with you O:

*pregnant
and
i dont want to have kids D:
theyre dirty,expensive and hurt to give birth to
and im too irresponsible for that

but i want to have kids with you D:
well its not like i want to have kids NOW
i mean years from now
when we're older
so we'll be more responsible at that time...

i wont,im peter pan
*dramatic heroic pose*

aw...
so im dating peter pan :/
can you not be PETER pan
and be i dont know...
*insert girl name here* pan?

ALONDRA PAN!!!!!
hahahahahahahahaha
aloondraaaa~~~~
haha
i seriously thank satan everyday for my name not being ALONDRA hahaha

hahahhahahaa
i totally forgot about that
ALONDRA
oooooooooooooooooooh
ALONDRA
hahahhaha

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