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Viper
I am a calm laid back individual who is usually asleep. But when I'm not its hard to tell I'm not trying to be asleep. I play guitar/bass in my spare time. And listen to various genres of music. Predominately metal and rock.

Age 31, Male

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STALKER!!!!!!!

Joined on 6/18/10

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little too far north but seriously, i have duct tape and determination
i could train him

well if you are willing to...

you don't have anything better available?

not in that area

by my calculations you live approximatly 4 hours from me.
are any of your friends who live in your area willing to make that sort of commute
i really hate having to use duct tape
it can scar after as little as 30 minutes
and i prefer my boyfriends to be at least somewhat attractive

well i might know some people
but i don't know if they would be willing to drive 4 hours
i mean they MIGHT but i don't know
and i never get to see them that often
and it would be weird if i said "hey wanna go out with this nice girl i know on newgrounds that lives in the upper portion of the state"
i can try and find someone but it might take some time...

hmm....
i can always just agree to start dating henry
but henry creeps me out
a lot

then don't date him

it seemed like a bad idea to me too
but at this point it seems to be henry or duct tape boy

i'll try to find you someone willing to go there

well....
good luck
*giggling maniacly*

im pretty sure i can find someone though...

i would be quite amazed if you did

well im still pretty sure i can find someone
it'll just take some time to find the person

lol viper. I'm just reading the conversation between u and the girl and its kinda crazy. BUt eh, what do I kno.

hahaha thanks
i like being called crazy i feel its a compliment

I Didn't mean that as an insult. But you know. It's kinda creepy how she's asking u to hook her up with someone. Like a creeper-stalker......

i was the one who suggested it...

oh yea...........creeper-stalker........
....

yeah...

Well, got that out of the way. Whats up?

nothin much
just sitting listening to music and playing toss the turtle

Nice! Got the golden gun yet?

i got everything
and all medals and all but 5 achievements

If you're out of ideas, you could hook her up with someone on newgrounds...

Wait!
That's a terrible idea!
The only other people on newgrounds are either 13 or 9 or over 30!
Except for our little crowd.
But you guys know what I mean.

yeah i know what you mean

Well, you could hook her up with a thirty year old guy...
but that would me mean!
>:(

that would be mean
and i wouldn't do that to her

How 'bout A-Bot?
<a href="http://a-bot.newgrounds.ocm">http://a-bot.newgrounds.ocm</a>

hmm that could work
they are quite similar

I wonder if she's into bots...

who knows...she probably does

To Viper: wait......?
To Truewolf: I am mildly creepy however being fairly harmless offsets most of my creepiness. And anyway, I'm nearly always single because the second I start dating some guy they seem to decide that they need to join the army or study abroad or become gay or go to prison or ask me to marry them. Unfortunatly every one of those except the prison one is true.
To Bantun: I have no idea how old you are, I was sort of assuming either 16 or 30 actually. As for the bot...he's 8.

wait?
i don't find you creepy
yeah Bantun how old are you?

maybe you've just spent too long around me

hmm i guess your right
hahaha

Nah, I was just messing around.
The bot is some sort of program made to monitor newgrounds.
A-Bot's in charge of the audio portal.
I-Bot's controls submissions to the art portal.
P-Bot mans the flash portal.
F-Bot..
well, i don't know what F-Bot does.

does anyone know?

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