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Viper
I am a calm laid back individual who is usually asleep. But when I'm not its hard to tell I'm not trying to be asleep. I play guitar/bass in my spare time. And listen to various genres of music. Predominately metal and rock.

Age 31, Male

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STALKER!!!!!!!

Joined on 6/18/10

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heh :D no not rly -_-
u dont know my dad he maybe crazed -like me- but he gets mad if u dont listen to his instuctions. which i tend to alot - not listen -

Ah I see.

i doubt it

Yeah cause I never get grounded.
Although my dad is quite crazy.

everyones dad is crazy............................... ive only met one persons dad who is totally serious bout everything...........well he was until my dad told him his motto : life is too short to be serious.

My dads motto is: everything is for sale for the right price.
But my dad runs around my house shirtless while singing.

my dad has tattoo's of random stuff - like a cupcake with a cute smily face on his lower back- and he wears like 50 mood rings at once. he has an eye brow ring thats made out of a mood ring. but the weird thing is all the mood rings have diferent colors.

I wear mood rings sometimes.
They go crazy when I put em on though.
It like on second its blue then its green then its red then its pink then its purple then it blue again then its black then is another color and then another and then another color.

ur a chamillion - i think thats how u spell it -

Its chameleon and I guess I am.

thanks

Not a problem

thanks! :)

Your welcome.

...interesting

Dear wtfbooom a.k.a. "Mr.Spammer",
You are following me everywhere and frankly I am becoming slightly uncomfortable. Sometimes it's just best to let go. I wish you all the best in life but I am afraid I am not going to be the one to accompany you on Life's Great Journey.
My most heartfelt apologies.

So you say this on my post and not one of his?

I couldn't figure out how to respond directly to him...I suppose I could write some big emotional break up letter on his page...as it is I'm considering investing in some e-pepper spray. As you can see he obviously has some sort of sick obsession with me...following me around like this....

Yeah I would stock up cause he might have built up some kind of immunity to them cause he probably got sprayed a lot.
What would Pepper spray taste like?
And I would suggest going to HIS news post not MINE cause then people will think what you typed was addressed to me.
Just leave a long note on his news.

Ahh...I can see how that might be a problem...I'll start drafting my letter to him right now...which means I'll probably just go watch tv or go to sleep.

Random side note
I never sold my soul to the devil
but I did sell it to a boy named peter for $10
so I guess my ng account is worth more than my soul...I suppose that's something anyway.

I have no idea how pepper spray tastes...like peppers maybe?

Ah I see.
Who is this peter fellow?
I guess so same here cause I don't think my soul is worth anything.
And that's what I was thinking cause it pretty much pepper juice.

peter was some boy i met on vacation when i was 11 or 12. i wanted ice cream but since i'm perpetually broke i borrowed money from peter. technically my soul was only on loan but since i never paid him back i suppose he still has it.

Ah I see.
I don't know when I technically "sold" my soul.
But I thought you meant in the context of he was a boyfriend of yours and you meant it in like a you loved him and you pretty much gave him your soul.

I just figured out I cannot spell the word meant. I keep forgetting the a and then I gotta go back and fix it.

no...peter was not a boyfriend although I did have your standard preteen girl "OMG a real live boy talking to me" type crush. I tend to avoid all relationships involving soul selling. I'm also slightly too pragmatic to sell my soul for a teenage 'true love'. I mean heck even when you were in one of those sort of relationships you knew that you were destined to fail within the next 6 months (if not 6 days).

Yeah your right but do you get where I was coming from with that.

yes, I get where, you might get that idea, however you may rest assured that in my case the soul selling was slightly more literal. happy earth day...i think i'm going to go get a free organic hotdog or whatever from the earth day celebration going on in that park over there. maybe even plant a tree or something

Wow I totally forgot it was earth day.
I'm not gonna do much considering its raining pretty badly here.

it's raining here too, they have tents set up to keep mother nature out

Ah I see.
How are you talking to me?

the park is less than a block away...I went over got an all natural hamburger and a free frisbee and came back

Ah I see.
I got like 5 Frisbees at my house so I don't need anymore.
I just ate this weird venison patty thing. Tasted really weird and therefore probably will never eat one again.

i've never eaten deer
im more of a pig, cow, chicken, turkey person
with occasional forays into shark or tuna or whatever

I prefer: Chicken, cow, pig (mm bacon), and turkey (thanksgiving).
I hate fish though. Just isn't that appealing to me.

And for a minute there I forgot how to spell isn't. Don't know how.

eating turkey on any day other than thanksgiving is weird
although i guess I eat turkey lunchmeat sometimes
but that stuff doesn't even taste like turkey
my friend sarah is somewhere in south america on one of her many let's go dig a well and give these people some more asprin trips
she always comes back with detailed descriptions of how guiinea pig and alpaca and lizard tastes
i really wish i had the guts to go to those sort of places and help people
but i'm really a big fan of indoor plumbing and refrigeration
i'm such a wuss

No it doesn't thats why I only eat it on Thanksgiving.
And I have had many Guinea Pigs as pets, and I don't wanna know what they taste like.I too am a fan of indoor plumbing and refridgeration.

And no your not a wuss I wouldn't do that either.

well aparently theyre slightly gamey but not as unappealing as one might think
i hate running

I see.
And same here.
I didn't run for A LONG TIME.
Then I ran today and realized I was outta shape.

I just don't get it...running that is. I mean I get running to catch your train or running to make it to class on time or that sort of thing.
But like track and field...it just confuses me
As hard as you run you end up where you started and all that effort essentially amounts to nothing.
Unnecessary expenditure of energy.
Not to mention it makes people all red and sweaty and gross smelling.
Or it makes them throw up
Sophmore year my gym teacher got mad and made us run for almost an hour straight.
A lot of kids threw up during that.
I hate running.

I hate it too.
As punishment in gym at my school you had to run wall.
Thats where you run from one side of the gym to the other and that 1 wall.
I forgot my gym clothes at home ONCE and had to run roughly 50 walls.
Took me about an hour cause the gym is HUGE!

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